 SETTY SMOOTH'S WORLD Music and Lyrics by Setty featuring Maurissa Ooohhhh Welcome! Welcome! Welcome! To Setty Smooth's World! World! World! Its Your Woooorld! Its Your World Baby! I got a thing for a girl, you can call her Mo She's the one from The Mac Video So, I made a decision Invite her to the crib, we gonna have dinner in the kitchen Before she comes I gotta get ready Gotta look smooth if she's comin' to see Setty I hop in tub, rub the dove, give a scrub Thinkin' to myself, I've never been in love Grab my mach 3 cause I gotta little scruff And I know that some girls don't like it when it's rough Need a right guard I need a right smell Can't wait for tonight's show and tell And just to ensure that I don't sleep alone, man I spray on my Setty Smooth Cologne, fam Ha, I'll tell ya what's in this syrum Its two part hero, one part villain! Chorus Welcome to Setty Smooth's World Where to tonight he's gonna see about a girl Welcome to Setty Smooth's World Where tonight he's gonna see about a girl She's got the scent of the summer The cool of the breeze I hope she's hungry Got a lot of food to feed Make yourself at home baby You can have a seat Cause we gonna get down to a Setty Smooth beat Whisper in her ear May I say that you look fine And before we dine Would you like a glass of wine I run into the kitchen take a peak at her behind Thinking to myself I gotta make her mine We start talking getting to know each other Asking me if I had any long term lovers Yeah, I got a sense of what's beneath She' licking on her lips like she got something in her teeth She says listen mr smooth I don't mean to be rude But I just came to talk with you and eat a little food So don't try your tricks to get me in the mood Cause that ain't something that we gonna do Chorus Welcome to Setty Smooth's World Where to tonight he's gonna see about a girl Welcome to Setty Smooth's World Where tonight he's gonna see about a girl I felt she liked me but she fronted with resistance So I, had to charm her with some Setty Smooth persistence So I, took her by the hand ask her if she wanna dance Right on the kitchen floor That's where we made romance Took a couple steps to the left Then we did a slide to the right Did the kitty cat to the back Then she waived her hands up high I took my finger tips And I put 'em on her hips I swung my hun around Then she dipped I dipped We dipped The temperature started risin' Setty Smooth hypnotizin' We began fantasizin' Lost in her eyes admirin' Then once again she did that thing with her lips So I yelled champaign snowball and I gave her a kiss It felf right Oh, Jesus Christ Please don't tell me that I'm falling in love tonight She took me by surprise Dropped my Setty Smooth disguise And then I realized this girl could change my life.... THE MAC Music and Lyrics by Setty featuring Maurissa Call me on the phone late night 4:30 Baby wanna talk, wanna talk real dirty Hello, how ya doin miss Are you sure you're ready for something like this Wait a minute I got an idea Lets hop on the mac Hit the chat So I can see ya Log in We connect Look on the screen Goddam there's her breasts She gives a giggle I give it back Gotta get loose baby Just relax Ok? Close your eyes Spread your legs Let Setty hypnotize She likes that I see her smile No more games woman You ain't a child Ah aha ah ah Chorus Twenty-inch screens We can be scene Live our fantasy It will feel like a dream Touch me like this And I'll touch you like that Only thing between us, baby Is The Mac The Mac The Mac Thanks to The Mac We can have fun While we are laying on our backs The Mac The Mac Whoo! The Mac The Mac Whoo! It's getting hot and heavy Got the laptop on her belly The sight is good and plenty But it ain't good enough I sense some hesitation Like she got some reservation She don't know what she facin Its called cyberlove You wanna feel good? You wanna feel nice? Just you and me Lets do this all night Why don't you take off your shirt Dim the lights Set the mood Caress your body Like I'm touching you She said she feel like a star On the TV With me watching her And her watching me And you know this ain't no pc Baby this here Mac is virus free Chorus Twenty-inch screens We can be scene Live our fantasy It will feel like a dream Touch me like this And I'll touch you like that Only thing between us, baby Is The Mac The Mac The Mac Thanks to The Mac We can have fun While we are laying on our backs The Mac The Mac Whoo! The Mac The Mac Whoo! GOING TO YOGA Music and Lyrics by Setty featuring Maurissa I'm going on a date With a girl named Mo She's the one from The Mac video Today, she wanna work my ass She takin' Smooth to his first yoga class It's a clear sunny day And the sky is blue I wanna say baby "I been thinking bout you" but naw I'm gonna play it cool Setty Smooth don't wanna look like a fool But on the real I sense a connection Maybe she's acceptin' Of all my imperfections Maybe she's a blessing My love she's testing Yeah, whatever... Chorus What you doing today? What you doing today? I'm going to yoga I'm going to yoga What you doing today? I'll tell you what I'm doing today I'm going to a yoga class Going to a yoga class So I walk up to the front desk Sign Smooth on the checklist The ladies wanna shake my hand But I throw out my fist They say "Hey Setty Smooth, Welcome to our studio We love all your videos, But can you let us know If we can get a cameo In your next love episode?" I get a tap on my soldier I turn to my left Its my girl Jen an old friend With some benefits Mo's looking pissed I know she's probably thinking who the hell is this Turn off my cell phone Remove my shoes Gaze the room Setty Smooth's the only dude Chorus What you doing today? What you doing today? I'm going to yoga I'm going to yoga What you doing today? I'll tell you what I'm doing today I'm going to a yoga class Going to a yoga class So we take our yoga mats to the back of the room Everybody stretching Class is starting soon Teacher walks in and says namaste Thanks for being here on this beautiful day Nobody ever told me yogis were also hotties Its kinda hard not staring at there bodies Turn to Mo Say "baby, what's wrong?" Then we start class chanting ohm OHM OHM OHM OHM OHM OHM Here we go it's the vinyasa flow You bend halfway down Then you touch your toes You breathe in and you breathe out your nose Just remember to keep your mouth closed Do the chutarunga Push up on the floor Slide into a cobra You can feel it in your core Fall back Baby it's the dogward down The hottest move in the town The double d That's what it is to me And I see a pair of those Right behind me You pose like a warrior Show your strength Why in the hell did Mo take me to this place Then I felt somebody touchin' and caressin' Heard a voice say move into a crescent Held my arms straight Then pressed my chessed in Whispered softly "would you like a private lesson" Chorus What you doing today? What you doing today? I'm going to yoga I'm going to yoga What you doing today? I'll tell you what I'm doing today I'm going to a yoga class Going to a yoga class This here is the beginning to the end Setty Smooth lost a lover and a friend I am stuck in a backwards bend Wonder how I'll land When I do that headstand I'm done I need rest and relaxation Perfect time for a meditation I felt this elation Something like a blissful elation Mo and I Walking hand and hand Next to the sea Felt surreal Like it was a dream I felt so comfortably Had on my mac hat And my white tee Found a spot on the sand where we would lay I said I love you Please don't go away The sun was bout to set Thought to myself This is good as it gets Then all of a sudden everything went wrong It was Like I lost the melody To my song I turned to my side Opened my eyes And just like that Mo is gone |
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